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Forbidden Truth #142: Feathers Aflame

As we continue our exploration into the perspectives of the five Hout students in the computer lab during their after-school study on that Monday in December, we must now choose from the three remaining kids.  We have snuck into the spreadsheet lesson, have seen the red cheeks and touched hands and poor concentration of Harlan and Audre, at the start of something much more than a project organizing a vinyl collection.  What, exactly, that something will be, only the future will reveal.

So let us now visit the two remaining FOSOA boys.

 

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They, too, had settled into a carrel.  Ward had stroked in his password and logged in, and he and Tristan had gone on a little adventure of their own.

Ward had been eager to show Tristan a blog he had discovered, by an anonymous hacker, presumably a guy though that was open to debate, who used the name Mota Hari.  He called it his nom de guerre.  The foreign sound of this added another level of intrigue to the mysterious character.

The predilections of the two boys were beyond the sophistication of many of their peers.  They had, almost as much as Harlan, voracious appetites for learning about the adult world, the world of power.  For all three of them, the more knowledge they acquired, the easier it would be for them to obtain some of that power.

It was as if their kiddie naïveté had caught fire and they had run from it.  Their innocent and incessant curiosity had made them charming children in the eyes of adults.  But with their adolescent awakening, the naïveté was openly dissed by their comrades, and they collectively attempted to expel that form of charm from their behavioral repertoires.

Ward, while surfing the net one day, had stumbled upon a picture, from decades before, maybe the 1980s, called “Poodle with a Mohawk.”  He printed it and tacked it to his wall.  His new trajectory of rebellion was validated one day when his father brought to his room some library books Ward had left on the dining room table.  The dad saw the punk-rock poodle.  A spark of recognition opened up his weary eyes and his inner wheels seemed to stop turning, if only for a few seconds.  “I remember that.  Still funny.  Yeah.  That’s a good one.  Find it online?”

“Yeah.”

“Good.  Good.  Yeah, that’s still good.”

The young men had run from their naïveté.  As they did, they each looked like a bantam rooster with tail feathers aflame.  And, like that young cock, they not only took the fire with them, but fanned the blaze in their attempts to escape it.

The way this worked with Mota Hari was that, in their haste to grab onto this hip, insider blogger, this hacker with the red-hot advice on how to get into and monkey-wrench systems, they did not bother to learn what Mota meant, or who Mata Hari was, either.

It took Ward a few tries to get into Mota Hari’s site.  It appeared that the site itself had been hacked into.  Was it Hoplonik Systems?  A few days before, MH, as he or she was called, had given out an alternative URL for his or her disciples to use to get into the site.  Meanwhile, it seemed, the main site just happened to have crashed.

Neither did Ward nor Tristan know what nom de guerre meant.  They both studied German for their foreign language.  Even there, these two science-boys bit into the requirements with savage intensity and then forgot a great deal of what was learned once the high grades were bagged.

It would have been good if Ward or Tristan knew the translation of nom de guerre, so they could get some idea of the gravity of what they were attempting.  Harlan would later tell them what that phrase meant.  He was of greater language retention than the other two, and he had taken French and made a point of committing to memory those phrases most commonly used by non-French-fluent English speakers.  He could not yet incorporate je ne sais quoi or bête noir or tout de suite in his own speech.  But he recognized these phrases and he knew what they meant.

Harlan’s knowledge would have been particularly helpful to Tristan and Ward in studying Mota Hari’s blog.  But Harlan was otherly occupied.  Without his input, his friends did not know they were associating with someone who thought of himself (or herself) as a warrior.  Either that, or was mordantly tongue-in-cheek.

MH had a new post today.  It was about taking on the establishment under the aegis of the Occupy Movement.  “Monkey-wrench the mother fuckers,” urged MH.

Ward and Tristan looked at each other as if they were two ten-year-old boys who had discovered “Star Wars” for the first time.  This was because, their rooster feathers aflame, they were crowing over how smart they were and how much smarter they were becoming by the minute.

Ward jumped up and clapped his hands together.  “Yes!”

Mr. Murphy looked at him sternly over his reading glasses.  The look he shot at Ward was not unlike a little figurine of Mrs. Santa with a rolling pin that Ward had seen after his mother had returned from the KPFA crafts fair and unloaded her bounty on the dining room table.  Mr. Murphy wore a mustache, a shirt instead of an apron and a stern grimace instead of a benign smile, but the round, soft body, the pink face and the wire-rimmed glasses were a match.

Ward sat back down.  But before he did, he caught a glimpse over the carrel wall to the one butted up against theirs.  Regina was quietly mousing and clicking and maybe listening to everything they said.

“See,” said T-Boggs, “MH is into Hoplonik, too.  Or they’re into him.  He’s trying to figure out how to create a shield that keeps them from hacking him back when he invades a system.  This dude is mega-cool.”

The two FOSOA on active duty churned as Tristan clicked and moused his way through the blog.  We will rise above the technical details that were the core of their conversation and look instead into the minds of the two boys becoming dangerous men.

Ward was jacked up on the vapors of power.  Until very recently, he had seen himself as an underdog in nearly everything he did.   Though he was super bright, the relegation to social insignificance over the years had pigeonholed him, not only in the society of his school classes, and not only among the super bright peers he cavorted with, but in his own mind, too.

He had, in a word, developed a strategy of social reserve, concealing his brightness and presenting his social deficits in place of a more vibrant personality.  As those of you who have paid attention are aware, this approach was going through a shift.  No more innocent recluse.  Get ready for the new Ward Dixon.  Here he comes.  Kind of.

These changes never happen as quickly as we can imagine them happening.  The world of the hacker, the idea of becoming a peer with Mota Hari, was a means of fronting some of that new power.  And he had this very cool peer tutor to guide him.

Ward bounced with joy at the prospects that awaited him.

For Tristan, something new was happening, too.  He was a tutor for the first time.  His brains, his learning, his risk-taking were all desired by these new friends.  He had never before met one, not to mention two, bright, ambitious guys who were not also cowardly, obedient geeks, and three years behind everyone else in all ways but grade-bagging.  He had never told a fellow student at Mt. Corvée about his hacking.  Nothing more than an occasional hint to test the waters, and those waters had always felt too icy and uninviting to explore.

Not so with the FOSOA.  He had recently found himself grinning ear-to-ear upon the realization that Ward had a talent and that he, Tristan, had been the one to hatch it.  Tristan’s memory of such an involuntary grin breaking open his usual dour countenance went back to maybe his toddler days, before he realized how betrayed he felt by his dad’s serial broken promises.  This was new.  This was fresh.  Yes!

 

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Regina is the last of the five we shall revisit before we leave these students to work on their studies without our further invasive presence.

One would expect the girl-jock to be forlorn, the odd person out while the other four are paired up, one pair conspiring to acts of love, the other pair to acts of war.

But Regina is not forlorn.  She had, over her many years as an athlete, heard a piece of wisdom so many times, from coaches and the veteran players who were her captains on the fields of sport, that she had inculcated it into her marrow.  It was so much a habit of her thinking that it had become part of her being, her programming.  No longer was it an act of will to bring it into play, but an act of will for her not to bring it into play.

It was wisdom based on fact:  There is a lot of game left; we may be behind but it is only the first half.  Yeah, they have scored on us but they will soon ache with the weight of fatigue from these early exertions.  Stay tough, girls, stay in the game, see if we can catch them before this thing’s done.

Hoplonik.  Her parents had bandied this name about the last several weeks.  She was sure that was the name of that firm they had just contracted with on some security software project.  The name was odd.  Maybe the founder was born somewhere else and it was his or her name, but for whatever reason it stood out.

The boys were talking about it.  She did not know what they were doing on the other side of the carrel wall, but she did recognize that name, Hoplonik.

She sat in her carrel occupied by her desultory mousing and clicking but she did not feel alone.  She smothered a grin.  She thought she might be able to get hold of that something that Ward would find very interesting.

There is a lot of game left, girl, just you watch and see what happens.

 

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From the far-flung corners of the intricate Web, items of interest and intrigue (some even stranger than fiction):

Poodle With a Mohawk

Mata Hari

 

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Forbidden Truth #140: Flash Drive

After Harlan had his epiphany, that is, that he might be able to teach Audre what he knew about Doing It, he became privately obsessed with her.

Audre was not considered by anyone at Hout to be in the same league as Mona Boggs.  Audre had a charm, to be sure, but it was subtle, rare and refined but subtle, like certain foods and wines.  Then she made it all the more subtle by hiding it from view.

Harlan’s new attraction to her had several dimensions.  One was the foregoing, the bit with the rare, refined beauty, understated by the intrigue of the self-veiled girl-woman.

Another was that her removal from Hout society gave her the air of the innocent virgin.  This gave Harlan the sense that here was someone in his class, older than him, maybe more socially mature than him, but someone like himself who did not mix much with the rest of the Hout student body.  He and Audre were both outsiders who were not geeky or nerdy.

Audre was actually kind of hip, in an old-school sort of way.  Harlan felt but did not know that “hip” was synonymous with “aware,” that is, that it reflected a consciousness distinct from the norm of the community.

One other and perhaps the most important dimension of his attraction to her was that he had caught her many times gazing at him from behind that hair veil.  Months before, this had made him uncomfortable.  He did not know how to respond, other than to pretend that it was not happening.  To do that, he had to ignore her and try to suppress his knowledge that it was happening.

But in his new awareness, something had occurred to him:  this was a shy girl’s version of what Gina Dunphy had done, the first few times she had come in to help his mom with the seasonal deep-clean.  Because it was the shy girl’s version of it, he didn’t recognize it as a come-on.  But it was no less a flirtation than was Gina’s sly smile, as if she had a joke to share.

Harlan thought that Audre’s staring, if she was, in fact, flirting, meant that the odds of her rejecting him were pretty low.  This was the most important feature of the many that fed his obsession with Audre Freeman.

My, how much he had learned!  And in just a few months.  And how important those two afternoons with Gina had been, both the School-for-Screwing afternoon, and the Hey, I’m Rory, here to pick up my girlfriend afternoon.  For without both of these, Harlan would not be thinking of ways to get Audre into bed.

Nor would he be entertaining thoughts of how not to become locked into a romance.  He was still a dude’s dude.  Now there was this new land to explore, but he was not ready to homestead there just yet.  That would, at this stage in his life, be a sheer waste of time.  He liked the idea, though, of a nice long camping trip in that place, with the notion that he could return back to the Land of Dudes as soon as he wanted.

He had seen other guys go into Romance Land, get locked into a girlfriend, and soon turn their backs on the guys who had been there for them for years.  They became total saps, wimping out whenever their women did not like something they did.  The boinking was so important to them that their buds were cut off unless the girlfriend had to fly to L.A. or something, to visit Aunt Agnes who had just been admitted to the hospital.

No, Harlan was not ready for Romance Land.  As 15-year-old boys often do, he doubted if he would ever be ready for the full homesteading project.

So he tried to come up with some kind of exit plan, before he got trapped by having that sweet thing, that Real Thing, on a steady basis.  But right now Harlan was not doing so well with the exit plan, because getting in was obsessing him like nothing ever had, with the possible exception of his GPA.

 

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On the Monday before Christmas Break, he wore dark glasses in the Bistro to scan the place where Audre and Regina sat every day, to see if Audre was still in the habit of looking at him, and, yes, he confirmed that she was.

After school, good fortune gave him an excellent hand to play.  Audre and Regina were leaving the computer lab as Harlan, Tristan and Ward were going in.

“Hi,” Audre said to him.  Then she turned her head to the side.

“Hey,” said Harlan, “How’s it going?  You down with your computer work?”

He had no idea what the scope of their computer work was.  These two girls were not in Dual Discipline AP Science.

“Oh, it’s OK, I guess.”

“It’s OK.”  Harlan felt idiotic repeating what Audre had said.

“I mean, I didn’t really get it.”

“What do you mean?”

Audre looked at Regina who shrugged her shoulders as if to say, Don’t look at me – you’re on your own.

Audre turned back to Harlan and explained that Mr. Helms, their Applied Info teacher,  had given them an assignment that had stymied both girls.  They had to put together Excel spreadsheets with some algebraic equations, and they had become stumped.  And then discouraged.  They had decided to leave and work on it another day.

“I can show you some things,” Harlan offered, as casually as he could manage.

For a moment, he thought of doing her project for her, or at least the thinking part.  Like, maybe that would move things along between Audre and him.

“Hey, in or out but close the door.  It’s getting cold in here.”

Mr. Murphy, the teacher assigned to after-class computer lab, had barked this order to the five kids holding open the door.  “Come in, go out, but shut the door!  It’s December, for cryin’ out loud.”

Once they were all inside, Mr. Murphy assigned them carrels.  “Only two at a time, per carrel; you know the rules.”

Harlan looked only at Audre when he said, “Why don’t I show you some things, and then you can show Regina.”

 

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As Regina went to her own carrel, Ward, trying and not trying to get her attention at the same time, placed all his attention on Tristan, in an effort to appear to ignore her.  Harlan’s ignore her advice ruled supreme in his mind.  It helped him to invoke the will power to stay the course.

Ward was far from indifferent.  He did not want to reward Regina for her weird behavior so he tried to hold himself aloof.  At the same time, he wanted to demonstrate to her that he and the new guy were wrapped up in some important work, which, in fact, had been their topic as the three of them walked to the lab.

“Hoplonik Systems,” said Ward as he and Tristan settled into their chairs.  “We gotta learn more about them, dude.  Down on the Peninsula.  Silicon Valley.  They are like doing the most advanced anti-hacking shit.  They got this shield, like, that turns back on the hackers and then hacks into the hackers’ systems, like pulling out all this information.  We got our work cut out for us.”

Regina, from her own carrel, had no trouble overhearing all this.  Ward made a point of speaking in a voice loud enough to impress her with the high level of mischief they were working on, but soft enough not to attract the attention of Mr. Murphy.

 

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Regina settled into her own chair and turned on the computer.  Then she smiled.  Here she was, the odd person out, the only one without a companion at her workstation, and yet she felt no blues.  She smiled more broadly.  This was because the systems security firm her parents owned had just won a contract to do work for Hoplonik.  The lure to pull Ward Dixon into her life was right there, ready for the taking.

So Regina’s luck had struck twice.  First Albion Moonlight and now this.  For the past two months, her father and mother had put the potential Hoplonik contract at the forefront of their discussions around the house.  Through most of the fall, her father had spent hours after dinner, usually on Skype or e-mail, communicating with key people at that firm.  He often worked at his home workstation, but sometimes from his laptop and at times his iPad.

Regina had often been chided, gently, lovingly, patronizingly, by her father for her lack of brilliance with the digital world.  She could do the basics, Facebook, texting, e-mail, papers word-processed for class assignments, but she was not going to prosper in a career that required the kind of mind found more often in people like her father and Ward Dixon.

In her Applied Info class, the teacher had given the students flash drives to  confirm that they knew how to move data from one computer to another.  Before the Christmas break, they would have to demonstrate familiarity with this simple operation.

Regina had pondered, from the time the assignment had been given, what she would copy from which computer at home.  She now knew.  She suspected that her dad felt so secure in his home that he did not password-protect his Mac, so her next challenge would be finding an opportunity to get to her father’s computer.

The lure was there, almost in her possession.  She now knew what she would copy onto that flash drive.

And she knew that Ward Dixon was going to take that flash drive home for the Christmas Break.

 

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Anti-Hacking Law Criminalizes Most

 

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Forbidden Truth #132: Client Relations

We now jump into the psyche of Mona Boggs, lest we run the risk of rendering her from perspectives solely outside her own and find ourselves composing for you a character out of the projections of teenagers.  We would then obscure the complex reality of this adolescent female, at times a girl giggling over coin tricks (yes, stupid, obvious coin tricks) carried off by Ward Dixon with a certain ironic enthusiasm.  And at times a young woman attending a concert of the New Century Chamber Orchestra at Herbst Theater, the date of a sophomore at the University of San Francisco, whose parents, old, dear friends of her mother, have season tickets they could not use that night.

To Mona, then.

As we attempt to limn her, we will also disclose pertinent details of the twins’ family life and, we hope, in so doing give you further insights into the character of the only real POSOA among the four young adventurers Harlan, Ward, Geordie, and now Tristan.  By POSOA it should be understood that we do not leave a typo uncorrected:  A Present Outlaw Scientist of America, and, as of the last week in November, 2011, that third word remains singular.

The theft of Einstein?  Largely a misdemeanor.  Black powder rockets?  Foolish youth, making foolish errors.

But hacking into high-profile government and corporate computer systems, inventing computer bombs and viruses and malware?  We call that Applied Outlaw Science.

So, as we peer inside the life of Mona, we hope also to deliver insights into Tristan.

 

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Even as adolescents, Mona Boggs and Harlan Colfax responded to something instinctual often seen in the courtship behavior of human beings.  Ever notice how the two most brilliantly-striking people in a community, whether a village or a workplace — or a private high school in San Francisco — rarely hook up as long-term lovers?  It may not be as predictable as two positive magnetic poles pushing against one another but it is, nonethless, more common that one might think.

At Hout, on that late-November day in the Bistro, Mona Boggs felt pulled to the corner of the table where her brother sat with his two new friends.  That the hot-looking boy was sitting there had nothing to do with her decision.  She had business about their father to discuss with her twin.  She had just received a text from him.  Had Tristan also?

She also thought it might be fun to find someone to flirt with on that end of the table.  

She had her choice of an empty seat next to the cute boy and one next to the OK-looking guy, a little gawky but sort of funny, too.  If queried, she might have said something like, Super cute boys are always kind of vain.  Their Mamas love them too much.  Then she could quote someone she heard talking with her mother over a glass of wine one Saturday night, about some guy they both knew, how a man that good-looking is almost always super-high-maintenance, how it goes with the handsome looks.  You gotta be careful with that kind of guy.

High-maintenance.  Mona had liked the mature way that sounded and she looked forward to saying it herself.

So Mona made Ward Dixon the target of her flirty play that day.  It was fun and safe.  Safe because Tristan was there, and these were his friends, and he had introduced them to her.

And they were fun.  Ward was a big show-off, or so it seemed.  In truth, he was a shy geeky kid who was just getting used to being a little taller and beaming a smile unencumbered by orthodontics.

Ward was trying out a show-offy self that day, but Mona did not know anything about the Ward Dixon who had preceded this funny guy.  Mona liked a little show-off behavior in a boy.  It never failed to amuse her, if the show was pulled off deftly.  If it failed, it was also amusing, often more so.

When she saw Ward manipulate the quarter so it appeared to be going into his mouth while he palmed it, she pulled her chair closer to him so their thighs touched.  Not too slutty, just a little brush against him that might be construed as accidental.

 

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Mona was gaining confidence in her new school.  It had not been easy leaving Mt. Corvée, where she had been the center of a cozy circle of five girls.  They had their moments of petulance, melodramas, heightened emotions over real and imagined slights, but, in the main, were largely supportive of each other.  All but one she had known since before eighth grade and through to her sophomore year.

They had been there for her during the ugly divorce her parents went through.  For Mona (and, even more so, for Tristan) it was more like “put the kids through.”  Ugly hardly describes it.

It was maybe true, Mona and Tristan reasoned with each other, that their dad, Vernon Boggs, had not been a serial philanderer.  Once, Tristan put it this way: “He’s so like totally let his caveman mentality like, rule his mind.  It’s so pathetic, really.  It’s not like his mind, it’s like what’s back of his zipper that’s got a hold of him.”

Mona did not know enough to contradict her brother on this, but she did say, “That’s not a very nice thing to say about your dad,” as if Vernon were not her dad, too.  But she also thought Tristan might be right.

As far as the twins knew, their dad had never had an affair before the one with Kiki Glover that cost him his married life.  Only Dad would be able to tell them for sure.  They had no clues as to the true Dad:  philandering cad or just the one true-love with Kiki outside the confines of marriage?

They had no clues because, while it might be lamented that Vernon Boggs had, through a careless attraction to a younger woman, made a mistake that cost him his family, the truth of Vernon Boggs was that, by the time his wife caught him in his affair with Kiki Glover, he had a family that for him existed mostly in the abstract.

As head counsel for Merriwether Data, Vernon was often busy till late at night and on most weekends, too.  Some of the “work” took place after hours in restaurants and bars, and on golf courses and at spectator sporting events.  Lakers (season tickets for four, courtside), USC football, the Dodgers back when they mattered.  The three partners who owned Merrimether Data, Vernon one of them, spent many of their nights and weekends working on client relations.  The partner most likely to close the deal got the last ticket.  This one’s yours, Vern, go get ‘em.

Mona had never had much of a relationship with her dad.  As she developed into a teenager, she felt a disdain for her father, for his cavalier disregard of his family.  She chose to be the superior one over her “weak” father.  She pitied him for getting booted out.  At times she looked back to her middle school years when the affair came out, and wondered what had happened.  She wondered also about how she felt so little sympathy for him — pity, yes, but sympathy, only perhaps a tiny shred, and not enough to save him from her mother’s wrath.  Pity for being a fool, but also contempt for his weakness.  She felt that he almost got what he deserved.

The divorce expanded the sentiment that, for years, she had felt for Tristan.  As the girl in the pair of twins, she matured the faster and was thrilled at any opportunity to demonstrate care for her brother.  The divorce, she could see, was the capper of a series of disappointments going back as far as she or Tristan could recall.

The resort vacations when the dad flew out the day after they arrived, when promised fun with boats and swimming and fly fishing was supposed to make up for Dad missing all those weekends.  The birthday dinners with Dad’s party hat still folded up on his empty seat.  Sometimes it was his own birthday dinner, the presents the kids had selected with their mother’s help, unopened, around his clean, shiny plate.  That time he came home after 11:00, waking the kids while they heard their mom’s voice in the hall say, “Vern, please, they’re asleep, don’t wake them, it’s a school night.”

Mona, and her brother, too, realized during their eighth grade year that they were not sad, at least not about the divorce.  Mona knew that Tristan had been sad since he was a little boy.  But they were both too weary from disappointment to feel any more sadness over this.

After the divorce, Tristan stopped pretending the sadness was not there.  And Mona, at that time, vowed that she would be his caregiver, bringing the emotional support he needed and that no one else was able to provide for him.  Their dad was worthless at this task.  Not only was he no help, he was the perp.  Their mom was too caught up in her own drama of betrayal and revenge to do anything significant for her son.

This left Mona with the responsibility.  And she was determined not to let Tristan slip any lower.  Ever.

 

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Forbidden Truth #130: Sick

Harlan and Tristan finished their pizzas and Cokes and sat on their high stools at the narrow counter of the pizzeria, facing a mirrored wall.  It was easier to talk to the reflection of the other than it was to turn and look directly at him.  In this way, the mirror took in their language and bounced it back to their real faces.

Harlan was duly impressed by Tristan Boggs.  He imagined that, if  he could, he would leave an image of himself (his doppelgänger, had he the vocabulary) in the pizzeria and fly on miracle wings to Ward wherever he was working on some school assignment — for that much was predictable — and interrupt him to tell him right then what Harlan planned to tell him in a text message later that night.  He did not want to have to wait.  T-Boggs is an awesome dude and we have got to get him into the FOSOA.

The reason that he wanted to leave an imagined double behind was that Harlan still had questions to ask Tristan.  The interview was not over but he was already so impressed with this guy that he felt he did not need to be around for the rest of the interview.  Or not all of him, anyway.

But Harlan had to admit to the restless part of him that the interview was not over yet.  It was only partly about Tristan’s power, that is, the gifts he brought to the table:  tools, virtual, in the form of techniques for outsmarting complex security systems.  Tristan had other gifts, too.

The scariest of the gifts that Harlan saw displayed during the slice-and-Coke break was the nonchalance Tristan exuded, even when considering the dire consequences he would face if he were to make an error.  This was scary because, thus far, the FOSOA had been tongue-in-cheek outlaws.  They might as well have called themselves the “Present-Day Prankster Scientists of America.”   Tristan, though, seemed to be a real outlaw, indifferent to the grave outcomes that would devolve should he be apprehended.

So Harlan felt he had to stay for a while, seated at the narrow counter of the pizzeria. He reined in his urge to run to the other FOSOA with the good news when he knew it would be premature.  The interview was not over.  At least two things had to be ascertained:

One, was Tristan faking his indifference?  And two, would he be collateral with Ward and Harlan, and Geordie, for that matter, and not try to become the team quarterback?  The FOSOA were New School in their org chart:  egalitarian and leaderless.

The interview continued.

“So, uh, what, like, would happen to you if you got caught doing this cool shit?  I mean, you got to know that if you do get caught, it’s going to be like a total guarantee that the authorities will come down hard on you, if they find out you messed with some system or, like, stole information for WikiLeaks.  Right?”

“Yeah, I thought about it.  But what’s there to lose?  I mean, I don’t think I’ll get caught.  I’m too careful.  But, if I do, well, I already figured it out.  My dad’s a corporate attorney, OK?  So he finds someone to represent me.  Maybe I get probation or some shit like that.  I’m a minor, no prior record, I go all sad and apologize and shit, like I’m sure this lawyer is gonna tell me I should.”

“Your dad wouldn’t, like, be so pissed off he’d leave you to, like, twist in the wind?”

Tristan looked into the mirrored wall.  His face went even sadder than usual and then out of it came some of that volatile, phlegmy laughter.

“Fuck no.  He owes me.  He’d make it right.”

“But what about when you get out on your own, and you need a job and maybe you got this past, you know, this old legal problem hanging over you?  I mean, the Feds thought me and Ward were like some sleeper cell of terrorists.  And we didn’t do shit.  You go to get hired, you know, if there are even jobs then, the way things are going, and there are like a dozen qualified candidates and you, you with, you know, what could be your police record for hacking?  You’re not like worried about that?”

“Nope.”

“Why not?”

“First, because I’m a minor, they’ll scrub the records when I turn 21.”

“Yeah, but this Federal attorney who interviewed me about our rocket experiment said he could arrange to try us as adults.  What’re you gonna do if they do that?”

“That won’t keep me from getting hired.”

“Serious?  You sure about that?”

“Yeah.  Serious as a cap in yo ass.  Here’s why: Because they care more about security than all the police files and shit they got on you.”

“What do you mean?”

“Look.  Pretend you are the CEO of a company.  Like my dad.  Well, not like my dad because he’s a partner in a privately held company.  They might go the IPO way real soon, though.  That’ll be a nice payday for him.  But let’s say he’s a CEO and you’re, like, him.  Pretend, you know?

“Now, you have to hire someone because some asshole like me, only it’s not me, ’cause we’re in the future now, like.  Now, be that guy, not the young asshole but the old fart who’s got to hire someone to, like, protect their company’s computer system from any young dude who got pissed off at them or wants to mess with them just because.  Who you gonna hire?  A dork with a degree who has always done what he’s been told to do, so he doesn’t know shit about hacking into a system?  Or you gonna hire me?  At that point, the police record for hacking rises above all the degrees from Stanford or Cal Tech or wherever.  You gotta hire the guy who knows it from the inside.  Naw, I’m not afraid of the future.”

And, no, T-Boggs was not faking the cool.  He was living his life as if he expected to get caught, in spite of his claims to the contrary.  He had a plan for that.  The cool, the nonchalance, was real.

Now, on to question number two:  Does Tristan need to be the alpha?  Or can he work with the same leveled cooperation that Harlan, Ward and Geordie bring to the FOSOA?  No one dominates.  All share in the decisions.

Harlan needed to find out if Tristan could operate like this.  If he couldn’t, they would need to reject the treasures he had offered to share.  No tool or technique would be worth giving up their org’s style.

Related to this was observing how Tristan would respond to the FOSOA’s activites so far.  Harlan knew it was his turn to spill.

He told Tristan about the slide show at the science fair, and the fetal specimen that looked a lot like one of the slides.  And, of course, the rocket launcher and the live rat they dipped into the liquid nitrogen that Geordie got from his contact at U.C. Med.

(This latter experiment was conducted while we were relaying the Cassidiad to our audience.  While the experiment is grotesque and, for this reason, somewhat worthwhile, we may describe it, in all its nasty details, at some point.  But as it does not move the plot along, for now we will leave it with just this brief mention.)

Harlan included his oral history with how Ward lost his earlobe, and how they were grounded, and how they worked into the Hout website the page that got them the internships and ultimately brought Einstein into their possession.

He fairly gushed it all out, like a storm pipe after three days of torrential rain.  Then he sat flat on his stool and took his eyes off the Tristan in the mirror, looking down while he sucked on the sweet cool of his ice cubes.  Still looking away, awaiting T-Boggs’ response to his catalog of adventures, Harlan crunched the ice cubes and sucked on the shards till they turned to sweet ice water.  Then he looked back into the mirrored wall before them.

What would T-Boggs say to all that?  Would it be, Sick, dude! or would he say, either with words or with his insouciant and sad face, How fucking retarded!    

Harlan caught his companion looking at him with, for the first time in the several weeks that Tristan had been at Hout, laughter, and not just in his voice, for his lips were pressed together, but in his eyes.  Then he spoke:  “Sick, truly, that.  This is way more fun than anything anyone I knew ever did at Mt. Corvée.”

“So you want to join the FOSOA?”

“What are the dues?”

“Nothing.”

“I’m cool with that.  Who’s the leader?”

“No one.”

“Whoa, I’m even cooler with that.  Like Occupy.  No leaders.  Just a pain in the ass to the people who take it all as, like, a given.”

“Since we don’t have leaders, I gotta talk with Ward and Geordie. You know Ward.  And Geordie, he’s cool.  A public-school guy, but he’s the one who got us the liquid nitrogen for when we terminated that rat.”

“Truly sick.”

“Truly.”

 

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The three became a permanent fixture at their chosen table in the Bistro every day at lunch.  Geordie met T-Boggs soon after Ward gave his thumbs-up to the invitation.  Tristan wanted to see the fetal specimen, and Geordie had been its caretaker since that afternoon in late summer when Einstein slide out of his whisky-cylinder hiding place and landed on Gina Dunphy’s post-orgasmic mons veneris.  The Bartholomews had no cleaning ladies.  The specimen would be safer there.

And so it came to pass that the FOSOA, in the autumn of 2011, grew to four members.

 
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Forbidden Truth #129: Sad Face

Harlan, operating intuitively and all the while having no idea he was doing so, figured out how to get his way with Ms. Aldhouse.  He became aware of how different she was from any teacher he had known, with the possi­ble exception of Mr. Glendenning.

What these two science teachers had in common was that they were not intimidated by Harlan’s mind.  His other Hout teachers often deferred to him behind elaborate displays of authority.  But Glendenning had used his lack of intimidation around Harlan to form a bond, to find common ground with him.  Aldhouse took another approach:  to wield power, to use her clout with subjective grading to break his resistance and drain from him his assumption of superiority over her.

All this Harlan sensed long before he would figure it out with his reasoning.

Then he set about plotting how to get her out of his way.  Ms. Aldhouse was a troublesome impediment.  He could not remove her, but he could get around her.  A small part of him was nourished by this thought:  I will, in the end, show her who is the smartest one in the room; I will use her for the higher goals of the FOSOA.  This was nourishment he seemed to need as much as his growing bones needed calcium.

When it came time to pick partners for a project to be done in the computer lab, and no one had picked the geeky, poorly-groomed newcomer Tristan, Harlan raised his hand vigorously and said that he wanted to work with Evelyn Trask, the most attractive girl in the class.  She had not been picked because she was smart and pretty and that combination intimidated the other students.

Ms. Aldhouse drew up stern, in the way Harlan had learned he could predict from her when he did not express himself with humility.  Every time he seemed eager to demonstrate his power, her face scrunched into its Kali mask.  Now from this mask she intoned, “No.  You be quiet there.  I will decide who works with whom.”

Then she gave a look of sympathy from her tilted head to as-yet-to-be-accepted Tristan Boggs.  “No, Harlan, you will work with Tristan.”

Ms. Aldhouse had not known that Harlan and Ward had already spoken several times with poor, marginalized newcomer Tristan Boggs.

“OK,” said Harlan with a resignation that seemed to demonstrate enough obedience that Aldhouse felt she had finally gained the upper hand against the recalcitrant kid.

 

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Harlan and Tristan spent much of their time in the computer lab con­firming what they both had suspected during their earlier encounters on the Hout campus.  That is, that they were kindred beings, brilliant, hard-working students with an itch to defy the authority they had once so willingly abided by.

Both brainy young guys who respected the process of education, they strained against the traces that would happily yoke them to an economic system that, they were learning from the news all around them, could be a very cruel mistress.  Though they were rational in most approaches to life, they arrived at this verdict out of a vague feeling that a form of benign imprisonment was their lot if they did not act now to prevent it.

From then on, Harlan, Ward and Tristan ate lunch as a group and spent a fair amount of their free time on the Hout campus together.  At their corner of the table in the Bistro, the three bright boys fed one another’s impulses to plug their learning into activities that were not “Hout-Approved Extracurricular.”

Harlan and Ward were as tuned into hierarchies as are most adolescents who yearn for a signif­icant niche to nestle into, or, failing to find that, condemn the whole notion with a sneer.

Tristan Boggs would have a place in their sense of hierarchy.  But they had to figure it out.  They knew it had something to do with his family’s money, far more plent­eous than that of either of their families.  But this was, in the minds of the two Hout-based FOSOA, but one small dimension, one factor of several that would contribute to defining Tristan’s place on their spectrum of worth.

While the money was not trivial, there were other factors, some far more important for their efforts with the FOSOA, as well as their own vigilance over their alphahood among the science students at Hout.

At the top of these factors was Tristan’s talent with computers.

Harlan and Ward could yield up some of their power to Code Man, El Hacker, T-Boggs, as they variously referred to him.  But they were both reluctant to over-praise him.  They had, since their freshman year, smoothed out the main points of discomfort in their own comparative value.  We have alluded to the symbiosis they discovered and how they com­peted and distinguished themselves, each from the other, and how they also modeled behavior for one another.  This worked well for them.

There were many unknowns with Tristan’s candidacy as a FOSOA.    Is he going to be full of him­self?  He knows code, really well.  He has hacked!  He must trust us, to tell us this.  And he could snitch on us, now, too, knowing about the rocket launcher and the counterfeit page in the Hout website.

Bonding.

 

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One day after school Harlan and Tristan worked on their project in the computer lab till Mr. Murphy finally kicked them out so he could lock up and go home.  While walking to the bus, they passed a pizzeria that sold slices.  They went in and sat and ate and talked.

Harlan felt the time was right to see how Tristan could handle a double serving of praise.  He permitted himself to gush with admiration for T-Boggs, as they mostly called their new friend now, like a nick­name for an athlete.  T-Boggs knew how to sneak into cyberworld like a cat burglar, and make mischief from the inside.

There followed the Interview.

Harlan and Ward had talked about this.  There was no precise plan for when or how the interview would take place.  But it had to happen.  They wanted T-Boggs to join the FOSOA but they had to figure out if he was going to fit.

The alpha piece was crucial.  Would he try to take over?  If so, unacceptable.  Would he expect them to lead him?  Harlan, in particular, did have a more forceful, outwardly confident personality.  Equally un­acceptable.  Could T-Boggs be trusted with secrets?  Probably.  But what if he had moods and got weird and ran his mouth?  What if the temptation to open a vein on Facebook got hold of him?  They had to assess him.

The pizzeria would work for the interview room.  It was long after lunch and still a while be­fore dinner.  The place was nearly empty.

Harlan discovered quickly that Tristan was not too impressed with himself.  It seemed that Harlan and Ward were more impressed with him than he was.  His modesty looked real.

The next point on the interview agenda was how Tristan would regard the FOSOA.  He seemed impressed when they first told him about the Summer of Cool-Ass Experiments.  But Harlan needed to get from him a deeper reaction.

Think about it:  here was a kid who had broken into systems supposedly configured to prevent this very thing from happening.  He likely had the chops to bring some commercial or governmental operation to a standstill, at the very least for a few hours.  He had hinted that he had made some files available to WikiLeaks.

What did the FOSOA have by comparison?  Self-inflicted wounds from a broken-down black powder experiment.  Would these results not look like the work of preschool kids when set against his bold incursions?  Harlan needed to flush out any such condescension from T-Boggs before they could offer him membership.

Harlan told his new friend the details of the experiments they had previously sketched out to him.  Ingenuous and free of fake praise, Tristan asked the right questions.  He had not known the recipe for black powder and he asked Harlan how hard it was to make.  He lit up when the success stories came out.  He grinned with conspiratorial camaraderie when the failed experiment was described.

“Lucky no one was killed or badly burned,” he said, the words carrying a gravity that the mischievous smile refused to own.  Then he expressed some real-sounding envy at the danger of the projects.  He told Harlan that there was not much danger in sitting in front of a computer and hacking, other than an e-headache.

“But now, maybe I’ll make some black powder and blow up my stepmother.”

Harlan hung on these words for a moment, then realized that T-Boggs was mostly joking.  Mostly.

Then Harlan corrected him: “What you do is hella dangerous, dude!  What if you get caught?”

“Not much will happen, I guess.  I’m not too worried about it.  My parents wouldn’t notice unless maybe my face were put on a national magazine.  Then maybe my old man would see me while he’s rushing through an airport trying to catch a plane.”

T-Boggs looked strangely sad when he said this.  Then, without losing the sad face, he laughed.  It struck Harlan as quite strange, as the laughter seemed real, unlike most laughter that sounds phony and hollow when it comes out of a sad face.  But Tris­tan’s laughter was throaty, dislodging phlegm with the sin­cere, gravelly outburst.  It was funny, this laughter, as was the comment, because they were diss-based.  Harlan would have thought “self-deprecatory,” had he known this word.

If he could have taken a still of Tristan and put a caption under it or a cartoon balloon above it, the phrase would be something like, Nothing really matters, so go ahead, screw me over.  Then watch me prank your systems while I give a whole bunch of people several rotten work days.  And then ask me if I care.

And Tristan never played video games.  This both unsettled and impressed Harlan.

“The world’s my video game.  More complex, harder to win, with real outlaw stakes.  It doesn’t get any better than that.”

But, though the words were arrogant, Tristan’s face remained sad and tired, as if he were as resigned to capitulation to his mission as he would be to an employer or a school admini­strator who had assigned him a task upon threat of termination.  Yet it was not an assignment.  It was his choice, his will power, that drove his outlaw rebellion against a system he suspected had harmed him.

Harlan also learned that Tristan’s twin sister Mona, likely now the hottest looking girl at Hout, had talked her twin out of taking the family camping gear to the Occupy San Francisco demon­stration at Justin Herman Plaza.

“Yeah?  Why’d you listen to her?” asked Harlan.  He had a growing curiosity about the movement.  At times he wished he could put aside his school commitments and head down there to see what it was about.

“I had to do what she said.”

“Why?  Is she, like, your boss?”

“No.  Because Mona was right.  I take the tent there and I probably lose it to the cops, or some homeless family that needs it more than me.  And maybe I get arrested.  Then I am known.  Maybe I’m watched.  I can do a lot more if I look like some geeky kid who’s always done what he’s told.”

Harlan composed a text message in his mind to send to Ward:  New FOSOA T-Boggs, da MAN.  We ask him in asap.  Yes?

But he reined his urge to pull out his phone and send it.  Harlan knew the interview was not over, though he hoped he already had his answer.

 

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